The Samosawala

Small needle on 12 and big needle on 5..
That means, the time is ....

I looked at the wall clock of the classroom and managed to derive ( the multiples of 5 with a limit of 60), the theory helped me understand the clock! The bell rang for lunch and pushed my notebook in my bag and ran through the corridor towards the lush green open ground.

The 1988 was the year when most of the kids of Army school in Ramgrah Cantt, abandoned their tiffin boxes at lunch to relish the most sought snack- Samosa. Made with flour with a delicious aloo curry stuffed in it, this little thing created a sensation among us. The seller was in his 20s, he carried the 25-paise hot samosas in a card board box on his shoulder. His entry at the school gate caused an uproar with kids running behind and around him. His walk along the path of tar road from the gate, surrounded by grass on either sides made him resemble a Santaclaus ready to shower gifts to children. He too perhaps enjoyed the attention.

"Aao bhaiyya..Naashta Karaa Den" - He uttered this standard line in his rich Bihari accent, each time, as he took the box off his shoulders to put it on the ground.

Within minutes, he was surrounded by kids of all shapes & sizes and he briskly carried his activity. Our school peon regularly used to take some samosas for the teachers back in the staff room. His regular visit him a popular figure in the school.

"Hey! Debashish, have you seen the Samosawala"?- I asked him meekly.

"Mujhe nahi pata. Why don't you ask Anindita"- he sniggered.

It so happened one day, I did not do my Maths homework and my teacher made me sit beside Anindita and complete the work. I managed to sit beside her for the entire day, unknowingly impressed her with my drawing skills, and also romantically managed to give her a Samosa at lunch.

Anindita Das- A bubbly Bengali girl with curly hair, had arguably, became my first crush! I decided not to do my homework even tomorrow with a hope of sitting beside her again. I told Debashish and he got angry over my proximity with Anindita. So the next day when I told Miss Chauhan, about my homework, and surprisingly, she sent me out of the classroom!

There were, many days, as usual, when I had no money and used to stand there and simply stare at other kids devouring their favorite snack. One day the Samosawala saw me standing before him with my hands in my knickers. Maybe the look on my face and my helpless body language enticed the Samosawala's emotion. It was also the day before lunch, when our Moral Science teacher told us a story on Greediness. The effect of that story was too much for me.

" Kaa hua bhaiyya?" Idhar Aao"- He called me and wrapped 2 Samosas in a piece of torn Hindi Milap newspaper.

"Nahin..Nahin...Mere paas Paise nahi hain"- I confessed.

He thought for a while and said- " Koi baat nahi, Kal de dena" Kal hum ayenge na". He stretched his hand.

I couldn't believe my eyes, This Samosawala became the first person in my life to offer me a credit facility! I grabbed and greedily ate those 2 samosas in a jiffy. Then I realized that I had to ask 50 paise from my mother. I went home and told my mother how tasty those Samosas were and how madly the kids feasted on them. I also told her about the 50 paise credit which the samosawala gave me. She scolded me and asked me never to indulge in such activity.

However, after listening to my narration about samosas, she expressed her interest and asked me to get 10 samosas for home tomorrow.

I thought about it for a while and with the Moral Science story fresh in my mind, very innocently, I told my mother about what will the Samosawala think about me. He will think that I am greedy for taking 10 Samosas!

My mother laughed and explained me the difference between Business andGreediness. But somehow that explanation did not sink in my head. After a brief discussion, she gave a rupee and asked me to pay the credit and also get home 2 samosas.

The next day I waited for the Samosawala at lunch. He did not show up and I thought he must have perhaps complained my head principal about the 50 paise credit. I grew worried and just when I was about to ponder about the unforeseen consequences, I spotted him coming from the school gate. I waited till the other kids were done with their purchase.

"Yeh lijiye" - I eagerly gave him the 1 rupee coin.

He wrapped 4 pieces of samosas and gave it to me. I thought either he has forgotten about the credit or he has not recognized me.

" Kaa baat hain?" chaar Samose hain, le lo na babua" - He declared.

"Aapko 50 paise dene hain"- yaad hain na Kal?" - I mumbled.

"Inko bhi Khila do" Ee bitiya ko"- He adjusted his shawl and said with a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth, to express pleasure.

I turned around. It was Anandita. She had finished her lucnh & was carrying her empty lunch box to the classroom. She saw me speaking to the Samosawala and had quietly stood behind me. I was equally excited and equally worried too. The 2 Samosas were meant to be taken home.

"Chalo hum chalte hain"-he said sighing and got up picked up his oily box. I watched him walk towards the gate. As he reached the gate, he turned around and looked at both of us. Smiling ,he slowly walked out and left. Even today, I have no clue why he wanted me to share that snack with her.

Suddenly, the bell rang to indicate the end of lunch time.

With an utmost confused state of mind, I gave a samosa to Anindita and we stuffed them in our respective mouths and ran. I forgot all about the 50 paise credit.

While running, I saw her struggling to chew and burst out laughing. She joined the laughter. As we gleefully ran past the school drinking water tap area, Debashish, who was filling his Milton water bottle saw us together.

I rushed into the classroom and kept the remaining Samosas in my lunch box and sat in the last bench, alone. With 3 more periods to go for the day including a PT class, I grew restless.

The school was over for the day and I trotted towards my school bus, which was an Army truck. A huge Sardarji , also a soldier, used to lift me up with his large powerful hands and help me get into the truck along with other kids.

I reached home and dropped my bag on the bed and sat in a chair to take off my shoes. My mother took out the lunch box, opened it and walked towards the kitchen. But she immediately turned around. Looking into the lunchbox, she came to me laughing loudly and kissed me.

She then pulled out the leftover very tiny piece of Samosa from the lunch box and fed me!


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Con, Guilt and Truth

The paper plane accidentally hit Miss Malati on her face. The colossal chaos in the classroom ended abruptly. No one had seen her entering the class and no one knew where that plane came from.

"Is this some sort of missile"?- Miss Malati asked picking that paper plane. The class was silent. It was a terrible thing to happen. A paper plane, hitting the senior most teacher, right on her face.

Short, fair skinned and Grey haired woman in her mid 50s, Miss Malati came across as the most rigidly accurate teacher of the school. She taught us English and Social Studies. I was extremely good at Geography- Maps, Countries, Latitudes and Longitudes, Rain forest, I knew it all! And my love towards Geography made me her special student.

Speak up? Who did this? She fumed looking at our faces.

She then stared at Sashi-The bully of the class. Sashi was the most feared guy of the class with his bold stunts like chewing a gum and placing it on the teachers chair, mixing itching powder in a chalk box, sticking nude images on library books and many other notorious activities under his sleeve. The entire class too gave Sashi an accusing look. He enjoyed the attention but gave a "Not me"look. Miss Malati turned to the boys of the first bench. She crushed the paper plane in her palm and displayed her anger. The entire class stood in silence as if attending somebody's funeral.

All of you, get out of the class! She roared like a hungry Lioness. No more classes for you till you do not come forward and confess She looked into our eyes menacingly. Next, our entire 8A section stepped out and assembled outside the class on that sunny morning.

"I know who did that" muttered Ram looking at Sashi. Ram was the class leader and topper.

Hurray! No more classes for today , a jubilant Sashi screamed. A few other boys including me joined the celebration. Little did we realize what actually Miss Malati meant was no more classes till the confessor admits the act. The first day was full of fun. No more classes, we all gossiped, played chits, Word ladder, Book Cricket. The day ended when the final home bell rang and we ran inside to pick our bags and leave for home. It looked like an excursion for us.

Miss Malati entered the class the next day morning.

"I think I told you guys that there will not be anymore classes unless you tell me who did that" She said that and sat in her chair.

One by one all of us again left the classroom and breathed the fresh air outside. The excitement was high and we anticipated second consecutive holiday. In the midst of all this fun, some studious boys actually became worried. Nevertheless, even after the second day we happily went home without a single lecture. Hoping things would be back to normal the next day.

This went on the third day too and then we sensed something very serious. We cannot possibly be having a ball of our lives everyday. A few boys suspected and blamed Shashi for this act. Sashi became furious.

Why the fuck are you guys after me? I am not the one. He said that looking at a group of boys. No one was willing to believe him for that answer he gave.

A little later our Head Principal arrived and spoke to Miss Malati inside the classroom. We were unable to hear their conversation but we realized that we were in deep shit. The Head Principal left after a brief conversation with Miss Malati.

I was busy playing a game that involved us to write the classmates names in reverse. Ram called for an emergency meeting. I suggested that we give an apology letter to Miss Malati. The whole class agreed except Sashi who gave me an intimidating look. Finally, the apology letter was drafted and the next question was " Who will give that letter to Miss Malati? I nominated Shreedhar- the most unacquainted boy of the class. He was someone like the character Pea from Swami and Friends. A puny boy who will do whatever asked to. Shreedhar went into the class with the letter in his hand. We all peeped inside through the window of the classroom.

Miss Malati tore that letter without even reading the content. The next moment we stayed off the window and hid ourselves.

We could hear her shout inside- "I want the culprit to come forward. Don't write cock and bull stories" Understand? Now get out!

Poor Shreedhar came back shaken and stirred. He didn't utter a word after that.

On the fourth day, the matter had become worse. We had already lost 3 days of academic portion. Oh Dear! "Why can't the culprit come out for gods sake? We are heading for a doom! exclaimed Ram, who was beginning to lose his temper. Sashi, who was chewing a gum, laughed loudly at Ram.

Since the culprit was not coming out, I gathered a few classmates and hatched a plan to convince a boy named Jai to go ahead and masquerade as the culprit. I told Jai that Miss Malati would be impressed by his honesty and that would also serve as a lesson for the actual culprit. My intention was to hint Sashi.

After a lot of persuasion, Jai agreed to go. I saw a curious Sashi watching Jai enter the classroom. Jai went ahead and confessed that he was sorry for that paper plane act. Miss Malati out rightly rejected his confession.

You think you are some Satya Harishchandra? eh? Get out and send the actual culprit!

More than Jai, the entire class was amazed at this surprise twist in the tale. By now it was clear that Miss Malati was aware of the culprits identity. Jai came back extremely pleased with himself. It was a victory that he lost!! Like Rajesh Khanna, he gained public sympathy and the boys patted him for his bold attempt.

By now, Ram lost his cool. He looked at Sashi and howledYou Rascal! I know it's all because of you! You are responsible for the shit situation we are in! Ram's anger grew by leaps and bounds.

Oh yeah! It must be you! That's why you are reacting so much. Why the fuck can't you go in and confess? Bloody Class leader! Sashi gave it back.

Next, both of them pounced on one another and socked each other badly. A few boys tried to separate the two. It was a dreaded situation and I stood there, sheepishly looking at the scuffle. I wasn't able to take it anymore.

Please stop both of you! I know who it is. - I intervened and said meekly. I separated both of them.

Sashi and Ram stopped hitting each other but continued to exchange dirty words. The entire class became silent. I glanced at Jai who looked at me with raised eyebrows. I saw Shreedhar who stood between two burly lads of our class. He was petrified at the situation.

I think I know what I must do!- I said and walked into the classroom to meet Miss Malati. Had I turned back to see the reactions of my classmates, I would have written about that too. I went straight to Miss Malati.

Miss Malati was reading a book. The moment she saw me, she took off her spectacles and put that on the table. She looked into my eyes.

I stood before her, stiffly like an Army officer and said:

"I am extremely sorry Ma'am"!

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7 minutes of Fame

स्कन्दः स्कन्दधरो धुर्यो वरदो वायुवाहनः।
वासुदेवो बृहद्भानुरादिदेवः पुरन्दरः ॥

November 2000
17:15 hrs

For a first few seconds I thought I must have been dreaming. I sat down leaning against the wall at my back. I pondered - "This has happened to many great personalities". I didn't knew how Vasudeva and Devaki felt when King Kamsa ordered his men to do this act. But I certainly knew how Mohanlal reacted in "Saza-E-Kala Pani". Right from my childhood, I have developed this disease of living in a state of filmdom irrespective of the situation.

The cell had a shit smelling foul that I cannot imagine. Or perhaps, I do not want to! The walls were old and dirty. It was pitch dark inside. The only little ventilation came from a shimmering light which passed through a hole of the wall. Far away, there was a toilet which seemed like ankle deep in shit. The awful smell of urinal overflowed. A stinking swamp oozed out of somewhere from the end of that cell. I cursed myself being a human because I had to breathe to survive. My emotions were mixed with a feeling of extreme fear, hatred, guilt, anxious and very very little excitement.

I closed my eyes and switched on the "Rewind" button of my nervous system to recollect what happened half an hour ago.

Our hero constable ordered me to get down from the auto rickshaw and asked me to pay the driver. We had reached the police station named after a powerful Hindu Goddess. I said I do not have any money. He hit me hard on my neck and yakked in Telugu" Paisalu lekunda police station ki vasthava bey?"( Translation: Rascal, How dare you come to Police Station without any money with you?)

While he was bringing me into the Police station, a passing constable asked what the matter was. Our hero exaggerated the incident in such a way as if I was guilty of raping a woman, or murdering someone, or indulging in child abuse and other nefarious crimes. After he finished narrating the incident, this passing cop welcomed me to the police station by smacking me hard on my neck. He did that as if it was his birth right to hit me whenever he wants.

An unknown cop appeared from nowhere and he commanded me to squat. I didn't obey him because I was sure he doesn't know why I was brought here in the first place. We stared at each other in silence. It was a silence which I could smell and taste. It was silence I felt on my skin in that noisy place at the back of my head. He gave his fiercest look and the next moment when I trembled and was about to obey his order, he burst out laughing.

Cruelty is a kind of cowardice. Cruel laughter is the way cowards cry when they are not alone. He did just that. It was a terrible situation. I felt that these cops would do anything to make me feel ashamed.

Every 20 seconds, I heard fiery hate speeches peppered with choicest of abuses being used by the station staff.

Our hero reached the desk of another bald constable and asked him to write my details. The bald cop was in mid fifties. His hair and head resembled a crescent moon (I addressed him as Aadha Chaand) in my mind) He was busy with another man who was writing a complaint letter for a lost gold chain. Aadha Chaand was in charge of FIR activity. He spoke in a flawless rich old city Hyderabadi Hindi. And I was surprised to see him dictating the letter content ( complaint) in an extremely poor and grammatically incorrect English! By his dictation I realized that the letter was full of canned responses.

During that occasion Aadha Chaand lost his temper on the victim and shouted" Aapko bole tho samajh mein nahi aata kya yaaron? Kab se pukaar roon main idhar. "Jaldi Likho- he dictated again- "I sarching and sarching for my Gold chain, bat it vaaas in Wine." I amazingly understood which word he actually meant. It was the word 'Vain'. How and why does he know that word?

My turn arrived. Our hero cop kept holding my Tee as if I was a small time thug. I him asked to let go my T-shirt and I will not run anywhere. When I sensed that they are about to write an FIR, my heart sank. I thought of my career and my parents for a moment. But Aadha Chaand carelessly took out a dirty plain white paper. I sighed relief.

Poora naam bataao- He asked

"Abhishek Naini"- I said in a low tone.

"Abhishek Naidu"Hmmm.... He muttered and continued to write.

Sir- It's Abhishek Naini, not Naidu - I corrected him timidly.

"Tu apna mooh bandh kar. Aawaaz kiya tho phod dunga." He roared and reacted as if all his children have failed in their final examinations. I shut my mouth and felt its best to leave him alone. He continued to scribble in that paper. Even though the surname which he wrote was close to my ancestry origin, deep in my heart I also felt that its good for me to register with an incorrect name in Police Records.

When he finished writing he spoke to his men as if I wasn't there.
"Isko Khoob maaro. Agli baar gaadi chalaane ka naam nahi lega" Andar Daalo Saale ko. He pointed them to a cell.

"Sir- Please. Don't do this. I didn't do this intentionally". "I had to rush to the Municipal Office to submit my Voters ID application and I didn't see the traffic Signal. Otherwise I always obey it. "Please Sir." Let me go" ( Read: Begged)

I thought me speaking in English would come to my rescue as I'd come across as an educated person and eventually win the situation in my favor. I realized how stupid and how horribly wrong I was when the next moment they smacked me thrice on my neck ( again!!) and pushed me into that cell.

When I opened my eyes after 6 minutes, I realized that I had to do something to get out of that place. I got a positive vibe when I saw that the cell was not locked. I got up peeped from inside. I saw that buxom woman who I accidentally hit with my bike while trying to jump a traffic signal. At the time of accident she just fell aside was not at all hurt, not even a minor bruise. But to all the common people on that road, her figure and that feminine moan was sexy enough to stimulate the onlookers and a brawny constable who caught me after a filmy chase. Next thing I knew, he became her hero. And this hero dragged me to the police station.

She was sitting in the Senior Inspector's cabin. To my delight, I saw my Uncle and my cousin negotiating with them. I wasn't able to hear what they spoke. Thoughts were running in my mind. Being a woman favored her completely. And I bet, had I bumped into any other average man (Read: Fool), I'd have never felt the need to write this.

The Senior Inspector asked his sub ordinates to release me after a condition, set by the woman to which my Uncle had agreed.

Finally, I achieved redemption from my 7 minute stint in the cell.

While coming home, I asked my uncle "What was that woman's condition and why did she withdrew her complaint?

My uncle replied- "Oh Nothing! She wanted us to compensate for the little damage caused to her new dress and we agreed to pay her 750 rupees!"

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My Cinematic Maturity

Oh My God! That song again! It was everywhere. The song was getting on to my nerves. But this was the same one raved by the masses. Why? It topped the charts -Superhit Muqabla on DD metro, Philips Top 10 on ZEE TV and any other countdown program. The word of mouth gained a momentum and it was full of excitement. Someone murmured ecstatically at my school- 13 songs! Wow! Another one said- I have purchased the audio cassette. Yet another girl muttered- I loved the movie!

It’s been a long time since I’ve hated a movie so much that it caused my physical pain. So much that I have decided to tell this story which transformed the way I've looked at cinema.

September 1994- I was just a month old in my first teens. I was an ethnocentric, grew up watching films of a different milieu. I was always addicted to different league of cinema. Never fascinated by the richness depicted in a film. I never cared about arty-farty concepts like Marriages and Family ties in a cinema. One fine day, my cousins dropped in and suggested that we watch this film.

I was certain about my expectations. The promos, trailers showed that this movie is strictly for connoisseurs of Bollywood family genre of the D grade variety. Nevertheless, we reached the celebrated theater of Hyderabad which was then considered on par with a multiplex. I looked around. Men posing as Salman Khan had arrived with their girls.Women in burka gearing up, college goers holding one book in hand. Nearby, the head of a family who had a difficult time controlling his Janta. I then got a controversial thought- How can someone watch a film along with the family?

The movie began. The director took creative liberty and introduced a 'Dog' in the titles. Right from the intro credits, I knew this movie is going to be worth my agony. Folks, I was only in 8th standard, when such thoughts occurred in my mind.

Sitting there in my seat I felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed in the eye, blinded by the saturated tones, the overwhelming family melodrama, a large house that can even put Buckingham Palace to shame, a bunch of familiar actors who hammed it effortlessly. I felt as if the film was standing on its own ground, and is managing hard not to get it right.

3 songs in less than 15 minutes irked me. Good lord! How many more? And believe me, I was actually counting the number of songs. Because I was planning to quiz people back at school. How idiotically convenient! However, I quickly understood what followed later in the film. I realized that it was a potpourri of set pieces that are the staple diet of this genre of movies. How can a family be so jovial, happiness everywhere, filthy rich, enthusiastically moronic characters, play antakshari so often? I desperately craved for one thing from all those scenes- Logic. Because all these years, I was used to English movies at Sangeet Theatre, a few good Telugu movies on television and a reasonable collection of Hindi movies on cable TV and VCR. But this film busted my Grey cells.

A little later, Salman Khan arrived in a ridiculuos two piece golden tuxedo. He danced away trying to woo the heroine dressed in a rich green outfit that caused fuzziness around my eye balls. Even today, I tinge a vomit sensation when I see Madhuri Dixit ( Don't ask me why)Some clunky dialogue made me cringe with embarrassment. It always happens, when the audience laugh over a shitty comedy scene, I actually feel embarrassed. And whenever I laughed, I was not laughing WITH the movie, I was laughing AT the movie for sheer ridiculousness of it.

As time ticked, I became impatient. How long will these celebrations continue? I wondered. It's supposed to be a movie and I longed to see some action and violence too. Minus that laughable "Tragedy Scene" where our Surabhi girl slips off the staircase, I failed miserably to understand the intent behind that film. But at the same time, I understood my own cinematic sense too. At the age of 13, I was already beginning to appreciate and distinguish quality movies and this constipated torture which I was going through.

And when that silly Pomeranian dog(who later had taken care of the climax too) declares a no-ball during the family cricket game, I had completely lost it.

Finally, after 3 hours, the movie ended. I stepped out in dismay having watched an extended wedding video! I wore a weary and anguished look. But the good news was- I went into the theater as a teenager and came out as a man!

I decided- I will only marry the girl who hates this movie as much as I do!

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The Vicious Bicycle

"Hero Ranger? Nahin hai Miyan. "abhi abhi ek potta usko lekar gaya, ek ghante se laake dega" muttered Aslam, the owner of Aziz Cycle Taxi. Disappointed, I had no option but wait. Else, I had to stay contended either with an Atlas Goldline Super or an ugly Green bicycle with a big seat that I always hated.

As a kid from the 3rd standard, I used to hop across the street, cross the road and head straight into the cycle Taxi to rent a cycle at 1 Rupee an hour. I consider this as a historic milestone of my life. Arguably, it is! It's the time when you put your feet on the pedals, maintain the balance, or even boast before your friends that you have grown taller. Because now, your feet touch the ground while the bum is on cycle seat!

I remember the first time I fell off the bicycle. It was when I spotted a bullock cart in the distance. As a panicked beginner, I pulled the front brake only to find myself thrown on a sand at the side of the road. The Cart man looked at me like a cow that looks up once while grazing on the meadows while chewing the cud.

In the early 90s, the bicycle ADs on television fascinated me. My eyes drooled over brands like Roadmaster, Hercules and BMX. I wanted to ask my dad to buy me a Bicycle from his Military Canteen as they are sold at cheaper price. However, an egoistic kid even then, I refrained to ask my whim. But my mouth continued to water - when someone purchased a new bicycle, when a new model was introduced in the market and also when I passed by those row of cycle shops off MG Road in Secunderabad. And when RGV made SHIVA, the cycle chain was already making raves within me! The sheer power of cycle and its parts, became an important chapter in my life.

One day while coming home from school, I met my maid who smiled and asked me to distribute sweets tomorrow. I was puzzled. Before I could ask her the straight dope, she went away and I tottered home swinging my Milton Water bottle wondering what could be the reason for sweets! I reached home only to find a Red color BSA SLR parked in the drawing room. My joy grew no bounds and I also realized that this was my reward for scoring 80% in my final examination. And the day I took it to school, I could hear murmurs like - This guy has a BSA!

Those were the days when the cycle bell commanded some respect. It was heard in my colony. Especially on Sundays and holidays when each one of us assembled brilliantly to form a kind of union in my colony playground. It looked like one "Bicycle Swayamwar". Cycles were of all shapes and sizes and so were its owners! There was this guy who also had gears fitted in his cycle. He was the kind of Hatke bandha to us then. One of them had a BSA Mongoose, a hunky dory cycle known for its crafty design and merged chain cum break option. Another boy used to get a large Atlas cycle belonging to the Naukar at his shop. It had a huge carrier and this earned him the nickname " Rickshaw" One of my friend had a Hero Hansa- Lady bicycle and I don't want to tell you how we teased him!

Because most of the boys (who later went on to become my friends) were remembered by the brand of cycle they processed.

Over the years, my bicycle developed frequent breakdowns and gradually it had its mechanical flaws. And with the maintenance expenses shooting up, one day I decided to abandon it. I left it unattended and it looked like a wounded soldier waiting to be nursed. It was also the time when the transition from bicycles to mini mopeds took place in India. Bajaj Sunny had arrived. The bicycle generation holocaust became evident. Years later, my Dad donated my bicycle to someone and then I had never felt an emotional nerve moving in me. It was also never a case of Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish Its just that I was unable to stand up and justify the need for its repair. So I thought perhaps donation was a better option. Not just me , most of you who had a bicycle during your childhood know the fate of it. They are always judiciously donated either to the cook, or the gardener or the mason and the like.

My Bicycle had taught me the Balancing Act in life. And today, this is my way of tribute to it!


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The Karma of Comics

One day Chacha Chaudhary and Sabu go for a walk. Two Thieves Makkan and Chakkan threaten them with a gun. Sabu gets angry and a Volcano erupts somewhere. But Choudhary, whose brain works faster than a computer, uses his stick to outwit Makkan and Chakkan and they run away"

Even comics like these have always been ridiculously entertaining. I remember the day I found another popular book. It was on a hot summer afternoon in 1987 I found an old & torn book which was hidden between newspapers on the top of a rack! It contained a story titled 'The Neem tree and the Grindstone'-Tinkle had arrived!

Today when I sit and recollect my association with these books, I realize that I have done every possible effort to read more, acquire more and discover more. The price of these books ranged between Rs 6 to Rs 20. And for a kid like me, buying new books remained a dream. I never liked to ask money from parents. Hence, I decided to find ways and means to get closer to my dream. And what all I did then, perhaps looks too embarrassing today, but deep in my heart I feel proud about my efforts. Here are some of them:

1. Making new friends and finding out if they have a nose for books.
2. Praise and flatter a guy who has a huge collection of comics.
3. Wait till late night or under hot sun outside the home of people who promised to give me comics after they return.
4. Visit a Raddi Wala Shop*( * A shack that sells old newspapers, bottles and other scrap) search among those newspapers & old magazines. If found any, I used to buy them at 1 Rupee each!! 70% of my collection consisted of books acquired through this medium. I remember the Uncle who ran that shop also used to address me as Uncle :)
5. Write someone's academic notes in a barter to get Amar Chitra Katha
6. Blackmail a classmate at school and get Tinkle in return.
7. Beautifully convince some of my rich friends to buy new comics for my selfish motive!
8. Chat aimlessly with a friend's sister with an intention to get Archie comics from her.
9. Support the guy who has maximum books if he gets into an argument during the game of cricket or any other sport.

One evening when we were playing, my friend Kartik approached towards me and whispered in my ear that he has got about 20 books. My mouth watered when he said that. He, however refused to reveal the source of books. Later I learned that the source of those books was a person called Nitesh who apparently has a huge collection of books. Suddenly a new mission had begun for me and it was easy for me to befriend Nitesh.

I visited Nitesh's rich house where he had kept hundreds of books in his private room upstairs, which looked like a library. I wondered how much money he would have spent to buy those books. Mine seemed to be a pauper's collection before him. Nevertheless, we began to exchange books.

One day I raised a proposal about starting a library. I conceived this based on my research in the neighborhood where I lived. There were many boys and girls in our who will be interested to read. Nitesh, being a true Gujarathi, gleefully agreed to start in his room. We started our project by pooling our books. Then we sorted out the books under different sub headings. We maintained a list and numbered each and every book. We took it very seriously. We finalized the rental charges of various books according to the number of pages and size. There was a late payment fine too! I also pitched the idea of reading books sitting in the library at an economical price of 50 paise. This concept worked beautifully for some Marvadi customers, who are known for their weird cost effective measures.

Gradually our Library gained its momentum. We became very popular among our other friends. Sometimes I'd go on my bicycle to distribute books door to door.It so happened that one day I had to deliver a story book to a pretty girl of our colony and little did I realize that this action of mine would frame and judiciously link me with that girl! And it paved way for gossips. Blame it on the age!

Very soon I was making a decent profit of 7 to 15 Rs a week. A portion of my income was spent on Paani Puri on Sundays after our usual game of cricket.

While I was involved with this, I didn't realize that my actions were making my other friends envious. Some of them who were very fond of me began to treat me differently. They perhaps didn't like my proximity with Nitesh. While I took utmost care not to get someone's hatred in our 'Business' and us. It took sometime for me to understand their thoughts and feelings. Remember Rajam from Malgudi days Swami and Friends? So much for the originality!

The matter became worse when Nitesh refused to take another friend who wanted to become a partner in our business by contributing his share of books. Well! the sparks had begun to fly all around. I was finding it difficult to manage my association with all my friends. I sometimes had to face the wrath from some of my best friends who said I had become conceited after the Library's success. I was terribly disappointed with the way mindsets changed. It looked as if some of them were trying to detach me and I looked like a sinister.

One late evening, I took an unanimous decision to part ways with our Library. Nitesh was visibly upset with my decision but later even he understood that, friends and mutual harmony is more important.

My life returned to normal and more exiting than before. I found myself sitting with group of friends and laughing away to glory. Those precious little moments which I missed during my basked glory came back to me slowly but wisely!

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The Man who made me cry

While my growing years have taught me not to shed tears, my early years never poised me to balance my emotions. Of course, life was too tender then and fundamentally too naive. I cannot attribute my sadness to various people who I have met in all my 27 years. I don't remember the bully of my school, neither I fancy artificial emotions nor I can list all those who have some way or the other became the cause of my cry. And it would be stupid though if I mention my rona dhona in real life. Simply put, Tears have no value in this fabricated world.

However, this article is a tribute to the man who showed me that "It hurts when you see a movie with your heart involved"

Kamal Hasan teamed up with Balu Mahendra in the Tamil film Moondram Pirai, which was later dubbed into Hindi as Sadma and Vasantha Kokila in Telugu. The picture tells the story of a young woman(Sridevi) who regresses to childhood after suffering a head injury in a car crash. Lost, she ends up trapped at a brothel before being rescued by Kamal Haasan, a lonely school teacher who falls in love with her.

After all the series of hardwork and attempts by Kamal to comfort Sridevi, I was amazed at the amount of loftiness Kamal brought in the entire film. Making her glee with his manoeuvre skills, jumping like a monkey after Sridevi expresses her fascination towards that Madaari

It's a performance that Kamal creates out of thin air, based on his own understanding of the character. Remember the toughest roles to play are the ones that are too simple, too normal It's not easy playing an average guy, but Kamal does it marvelously.

In the end, Sridevi does not recognize Kamal Hasan after she regains her memory and she understands him as a mad beggar. Kamal's memories, heart and soul are put into this very last scene when he reaches out to her. His eyes strikes us instantly with his tragedy, his attempt to get her attention by making unusual faces, the way he trots on the platform to grab a bowl and keep that on his head. And the moment when he bangs against a pole while running after the train, it hit me like a bullet. It hurt me more when when he sits helplessly on a platform and his student, shocked by Kamal's avatar, gets scared and leaves him alone.

Its an ending which the regular film junkies would never have predicted and would have been totally shattered by! Not even a Taare Zameen Par was able to shake me as much as Kamal Hasan did.

I was 11 years old when I saw this movie. I hated Sridevi for leaving Kamal. I never saw this scene again for some years ( Read : audacity lost)

The last 10 minutes of the film showed me the irony of life - You give so much and when giving you never even realize how much of you is also given in it.

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